yeah

Turns out

he REALLY likes communion wafers

angels visited them in their sleep and threatened them with poverty

Parents became immediately redpilled when they tried to marry

he just HAD to keep coming back

all synagogues refused to marry them and some demanded a bribe

when tha 30 year old unmarried women go to church for tha free wine

Do you pass for white or are you too bean and Mizrahi

free wine?

oh shit brb

mom is white goy

first free birth contorl

that's kinda strange man

now free wine

yaas kween

bribes?

dad was brown chosenberg

The synagogues straight up would not marry them

wow that's racist

You think they could find some Reform place to marry them

I mean

so they went to a church and did like a covenant to raise me Christian when they married

If you are Orthodox

>demanded a bribe

it would make sense

wew fucking lad

but if it was just

ALL of them

they didn't even raise me Coptic lol

well

the only thing that matters

is that you're still gay

and going to Hell because of it

so

the other stuff?

doesn't matter

I ain't gay negro

so whos dick is in these pictures you keep sending me

Yours