and by metaphor I mean please abigail we would make beautiful babies and we could raise them on a farm

If she hadn't married that dude, how high would the bids go if she put her virginity up for auction

https://twitter.com/vapidcontent/status/1049491033636184064

LMAO

https://twitter.com/IronicTikTok/status/1048952563687669767

king

so i got some chlorophyl from the store

nice

turns out, if you take it you don't need deodorant

its like, 12 bucks

and it makes you smell good

and by good

i mean nothing

oh i thought you said chloroform

my nuts don't even smell like leathery chewing gum anymore

inner city fighting gym smell? nah fam

not in THESE nuts

I'm a chlorophyl kid

Not wrong

https://i.imgur.com/DEr8FHb.jpg

i would rather suck those disgusting man toes than be stuck in this trafffic jam for one more second

sucking male tranny toes vs one second of traffic

i'd rather spend 2 minutes everyday sucking their toes than have to sit in traffic for 30-60 minutes

Nice. Gonna be late too some fag crashed to death.

Dont do that

Ok wow good point agree

imagine a womyn cum up to u in street and recite that slam poetry and u punch her in the face as hard as u can

Slam poetry more like slam hoetry

I walk'a up to Ashtone Huwittie, an I say to her, "please miss, let the moehnkey boy slam"

@Deleted User sisters....?

Im a gamer. Not because i cant geg a gorlfriend. But because i openly deny the holocaust

i need to suck a tiddy NOW

I second this motion

this is so sad can we gas the kikes

If by gas the kikes you mean marry and have children with an Israeli woman then please

Can't wait to shower an Israeli bitch with Zyklove B