if i had a wife

alcoholics anonymous is just a speed dating group

would i have spent 5 hours today playing runescape

yes

Ofc

No

i wouldve spent 5 hours having sex

What esle are you gonna do while she getting bread

Retard

Cant you do both

wish she’d dab on my cock

he doesnt want to be a stay at home husband

No im pvming in wildy

um okay fascist?

Rofl

DJ FASH

imma get married and just make my wife do all the work while i shitpost

tfw no slave wife

neet mode

Tfw no concubine

hit or miss

I want to sleep next to a woman so bad

Gonna get a wife and not support the family

look at my wife

Gross

looks gay

Alien pussy is sideways

I guess they never miss huh

🖐 👀

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>looks at your wife

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Shawn? A sex haver? Bullshit. That level of pain can't be faked.

I've had that song on repeat all day

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