International day of the girl more like international day of the THOT

Beardsons right, these people are just bored white women (female) larping

“Am I too spicy for you white boy?” -White woman with maybe a drop of Cherokee blood

women as a collective have been horny for a black eye for the last 50 years at least

i can’t deal with it

Hey guys that hurricane that went through the south

For any of you living there

Did it

Hit or miss

I guess it didn't miss

Huh

west part of my state is getting dumped on

but I ain't got nothing

Tfw michael doesnt dump on you

no lie

Imagine caring what women think

seeing beardson own the h-m-s has really made this shit morning not so bad

Beardson and shawn are an army of two

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

m-miss

dropped

i can't wait for tomorrow, gonna smoke a pack and call every single one of you nigger

Hit or miss
Please ma'am please suck my dick huh

I need a girlfriend im really fucking sick AAAAAAAA

please god just a cute girl who loves me

Politics is gay

Can we please just start shooting each other

I wish uies sister would falsely accuse me of rape

politics is gay can i please get a loving wife

I wish uies sister would break my skull with her tits

I wish uie's sister would actually rape me