"Sydney aquarium's first-ever gay penguin couple are hatching an egg together" https://twitter.com/i/events/1050560021279305729

you, cringe: has several folders dedicated to some random woman who would vomit at the sight of you
me, the most based man alive: has folders full of epic shit and fresh OC, plus a folder filled to the brim with pictures of Jeremy Elbertson

>sydney

yep

even the gay penguins are grooming children smdh

I was moving some shit somewhere and he was like "woah easy, why do you move so much weight at once? You're gonna bust a nut!"

i don't think he knows what that meanhs

lmao

he does not

he's an older guy too

@PCENGINEDUO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cVizR6sPQ

You: only interaction with women is the drawn one in your pfp, bitches about it

Me: Only interaction with women is in a smash and grab at the Walmart, fuckin loves it

IT FEELS LIKE I AM KAHMMING

Alright 5 hour shift

Hope I don't bust a nut

get in the cagie

youre proud of smashing walmart girls

yikes

I don't think you know what a smash and grab is

Brainlet.jpg

Real bogan shit here

>Walmart
>bogan

dude stop trying

>Walmart

>BOGAN

>WALMART

>***BOGAN***

the seppos aren't sending their best

D-do you actually think walmart is a good store

Ballmart

>>>>>>>>>>>>BOGGGGGAAAAAAAAN

walmart is based

like that anyone but the filth of the earth shops there

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAAAAAAAAAAALMAAAAAAAAAART

the best shop

I get all my shit from walmart

nobody tell him