BRO WTF

AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU

EVERYTIME I SHIT YOU'RE ALWAYS MY GO TO PERSON TO LET SNIFF

I need t--- p----

All you did was send me rat shit in the mail for 2 weeks straight as a part of some "method acting" you were doing

okay look i admit that might of not been the best way to do things but it was important

why do you keep holding it against me though

#RESISTScatphobia

that was 5 years ago

You didn't even get the fucking role dude

And you kept going

STOP REMINDING ME

HALF A DECADE

wtf are you talking about

I just got another envelope with rat shit in it

Ive moved 4 times

oh shit

How the fuck do you keep finding me

um

so basically

im mnky

I dont do that manually, I hired some deep web people to do that for me

and i guess for the past 5 years

I've forgot to cancel

It has your signature on it you retard

The postage leads back to your fucking home

What kind of bullshit are you trying to pull?

number 1 rule of improv is you dont deny faggot

This is why I didn't get the role

THIS IS WHY I'M NOT FAMOUS

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

What the fuck are you talking about?

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

No I don't you retard

ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS IS HOLD ME BACK

ALL YOU DO IS SABBOTAGE MY DREAMS

OH SHIT

OH FUCK

OH NO

Yeah because you constantly want to go for dumb shit, like opening up a Westboro Baptist church spinoff, where they vehemently oppose Limp Bizkit, in Detroit of all places

HERE IT COMES