sorry just a virgo thing

gonna cum inside of you it a virgot hing

Shit are you seriously filing a police report?

i cant use condoms thats more a aquarius thing

ah sorry i had diarrhea all over the bed again, but you know how it is with us scorpios

Mars isn't even in retrograde why are you being such a cunt

i

really haste owmen

this is cuh

a wome nthing

dum b whoes

tell her to start worshipping god and not fucking

star collensations

women b like: it's such a capricorn thing to get your asshole blown out

is it an aquarius thing to kill myself

women b like: giant balls of gas and plasma up in the cosmos decide my faith

yes? ok

Idk I'm a taurus

are u

that says a lot

let me read your hand wrinkles

gemini gang

No

my life lines all fucked up

my life line abruptly ends at 20

gemini is 2 niggas kissing

thats when i jump in front of a trian

Tfw no train gf

no train gf to run me over

swiftly end my life

girls built like thomas the tank engine 😩

and be ontime cus shes a fascist rian

Tfw no Asian maglev gf

https://twitter.com/MakiseKurisuBot/status/1051149286250045440

i love kurisu

where is my

Tfw no aquafina bottle gf

hot redhead scientsit gf

i deserve this

is it gay to like women wearing ties

Hmmm cute girl behind the counter