Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod

Discord ID: 501009437126033428


2018-10-14 12:27:39 UTC  

last night i threw up then went to bed, then when I woke up I threw up again and I still have a headache

2018-10-14 12:27:44 UTC  

where is my wife to nurse me?

2018-10-14 12:27:54 UTC  

Not fucking fair if you ask me!

2018-10-14 12:28:02 UTC  

god i wish that was me

2018-10-14 12:28:12 UTC  

tfw the only cure for your headache is tiddymilk 😦

2018-10-14 12:28:22 UTC  

ma'am im hangover give me tiddymilk

2018-10-14 12:28:46 UTC  

I'm drunk rn but tomorrow I'll be mad thirsty for the tiddymilk

2018-10-14 12:28:54 UTC  

based

2018-10-14 12:29:10 UTC  

dont think i'll touch alcohol tonight i feel like death

2018-10-14 12:29:18 UTC  

Hmmm cute ethnic girl in the bus

2018-10-14 12:29:31 UTC  

cute ethnic girl in the battle bus

2018-10-14 12:29:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501008750858076161/1539093153732.mp4

2018-10-14 12:30:17 UTC  

She look so self assured i bet she never dumps

2018-10-14 12:30:18 UTC  

dab

2018-10-14 12:30:49 UTC  

nodump cures depression

2018-10-14 12:31:51 UTC  

This Bonbi so nice I have to post it twice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501009241281396736/1539093153732.mp4

2018-10-14 12:32:07 UTC  

hit or miss

2018-10-14 12:32:08 UTC  

hit or miss

2018-10-14 12:32:10 UTC  

hit or miss

2018-10-14 12:32:38 UTC  

I guess i never piss huh

2018-10-14 12:32:52 UTC  

hit or piss, i guess they never piss huh

2018-10-14 12:33:18 UTC  

You got a boyfriend, I bet he never shids huh

2018-10-14 12:33:25 UTC  

BRAP

2018-10-14 12:33:29 UTC  

Ooof

2018-10-14 12:35:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501010158709637120/1539094609222.mp4

2018-10-14 12:37:31 UTC  

i was thinking busy thinkin about

2018-10-14 12:37:32 UTC  

shids...

2018-10-14 12:37:34 UTC  

shids...

2018-10-14 12:37:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501010725204918274/1406186919205.webm

2018-10-14 12:37:52 UTC  

Change of pace

2018-10-14 12:38:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501010840892473355/ace_pilot.png

2018-10-14 12:40:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501011308758564874/1539093828776.mp4

2018-10-14 12:40:25 UTC  

wtf didnt everyone hate that song

2018-10-14 12:41:57 UTC  

idk I've never heard it before this vid

2018-10-14 12:42:00 UTC  

so it's rad

2018-10-14 12:43:48 UTC  

This guy FUCKS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501012248907612161/IMG_20181011_211853.jpg

2018-10-14 12:44:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501012330914512917/unknown.png

2018-10-14 12:44:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/501012403706658817/DB3is0dUIAETRbg.jpg_large.jpg

2018-10-14 12:44:45 UTC  

Has anyone else here ever heard a podcast called the Weekly Sweat

2018-10-14 12:44:50 UTC  

It's pretty funny