>alcohol keeps you away from jesus

Something something

Jesus literally made wine dumb ass

What a fucking dumb ass thing to say

Jesus was a sympathetic dude, seems like a good hang

Jesus literally is wine its called transsubstatiation

ur not supposed to get drunk off it

wine is His blood you fucking pinhead

Bet he was gr8 at parties

dude wouldn't it be epic if he turned the pool into wine!!!

AND THEN WALKED ON IT!

partAAAAAYYYY!

HE DOING THE THING!!!!!!!

did u guys see ted 3

I mean

7 times

talking teddy bear made a peepee joke

Theres a ted 3?

haha

I have not. Didn't even see part 2

Being a drunkard is a sin

I shud doesnt that actor name them?

Mark wahlberg

Named them

Excess and overindulgence is sinful

this subject has been covered time and time again and the conclusion is always "it's fine to drink just don't get drunk"

movies are gay

^

It go against piety

I need to go crypto goy and change my last name to stein

i don't watch movies or tv at all teebeehaich

^

I do, dabble. It is important to know what people are being fed

I watch patrick little j walks exclusively

Based

I watched an ep of the new macguyver the other night

based

Primetime cbs

i pay sam 5 bucks per car vlog exclusively

It is a corporate marketing department's brainchild 250%

The cast is face value diversity as expected