instantly cracks

especially when ive been drinking for 11 hours

i threw in pan

okay throw the eggs in the pan

splattered ll over kitchen

um yes

thats how you make eggs

i dont see the problem

dont waste those eggs make shakshuka

wow its autistotle

i had some old eggs

shakshuka

my buddy and i threw them at the wall in the kitchen

is this kosher\

why

cathartic

its south african

lol

they were old and runny

i hate eggs ama

i like eggs

eat the fucking shells you pussy

can i ama u?

yeah ama

how do you like them

sunny side up, scrambled etc

sunny but i'll settle for scrambled

just bit into a large piece of shell

yeah or i bite into the shell

and spit out the egg

boil it then eat it with the shell on

whole

one bite

swallow it dont chew

boil it in your mouth with hot water then swallow it

yes

that's trad

swallow the egg whole, then jump into a pot of boiling water/lava and boil it that way

yeah

the only true way to eat an egg

you have to wait for your internal temp to go up but