only hood i've ever known is my enlongated elephant trunk like foreskin

wimmin call me tha parachute.....

gotta stop my inner nigger coming out. idc about u

Yeeyah buddy that's his own skeeyun

(yoda from star wars voice) hmmmmm..........rayp DavidTheSlumpGod, i must

wow yoda is based???

full of poopie, my diaper is

Sell these cigarettes to kids i must......

If youse done have an umbreal like foreskin don't bother hitting me up

i fly around like mary poppins from that movie

star wars is gay nigga

nigga ain't even speaking english

Buddy.....they pay me to use my foreskin as packing material.....in a balubble wrap fashion!

Le go off joose got me feelin loose

all of the day bro

Niggas who spell are the weakest of races

Imma use my foreskin as a lasso and swang you round and round!

niggas who smell

(me)

@Go are you down with big boy bugs and the bastardly braps?

mmmmmmm..............................................dab on niggers, i must

On the day of the collapse currency will be made out of magic the gathering cards

You are all fucked

me: pee pee poo poo i rayp the laydy
several dozen retards clapping and hollering like seals: oh yes, oh YES!!!!

hood shit is done, the future is God and Anime

On the day of the collapse ima walk roun with a sack of door knobs beating niggas over the head with that shit like nigga you can't do shit nigga

You have poor taste in animated women friendo please do not post any more women

Of the animated variant

i wanna set up a contraption that elcetctrifies my door knob, invite people over so they try to open the door and go OWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

On the day of the collapse im gonna plunder your gf's cavernous cunt like the game earthworm jim. Except my penis is the earthworm as i am jim!

*electrifies

Look pal

Y’all Nigga’s ain’t doin shit

The choice you have made is a wrong one

Haheeha I rayp the layday

But you can still come good

***BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP**** MORTY MORTY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS MORTY *SHART* I TURNED MYSELF INTO ANIME MORTY ***BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*** I'M WAIFU RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Why become good when you can become goon?

***BURRRRRRP***
My GF stomped on my bualls morty

***PFFFFFFTLLLL***

I'M NIGGER SPIIIIIIICC