Message from @wyatt

Discord ID: 505419359544410123


2018-10-26 15:38:20 UTC  

every time i dropped that firestyle sasuke jutsu everyone freaked

2018-10-26 15:38:38 UTC  

that obese "witch" girl who tried to hex you for tripping her in gym class

2018-10-26 15:44:28 UTC  

shawn is sick?

2018-10-26 15:47:21 UTC  

sick in the head

2018-10-26 15:47:37 UTC  

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2018-10-26 15:58:47 UTC  

So I went gymcelling again. My gym is divided into two floors: the upper floor is for weight lifting which is pretty decent because wymyn barely go there. The lower floor is for legs workout, stretching and abs where you often see prime girls working out in tight outfits. Pure suifuel.

Today I went to the stretching room to do some abs exercises. There were two Stacys one of whom was doing crunches on the floor. I didn't want to work out next to her but other places were all occupied. So I had no choice.

She was wearing a tight black outfit exposing her boobs and I had to try my best keeping my eyes away from her body. But another petite Stacy was working out on the other side so it was inevitable suifuel.

Then came the moment. I felt the urge to let out some gas lol. Actually I did it pretty often but always in silence so I thought it would be OK. So I just let it out. It turned out to be a thunder.

Fuck I was embarrassed as hell and heard other guys there giggling. Then I saw these 2 Stacys look at me with disgust then pick up their stuff and leave the room immediately.

I felt extremely anxious at first, but then I was just satisfied, filled with refreshing energy. I literally farted away my suifuel who wouldn't want me anyway. If being in their proximity makes me uncomfortable, then I have no obligation to suppress my inner urge just to make them feel comfortable. The fart made my Day.

2018-10-26 16:15:53 UTC  

what am i supposed to do without the sweat on a friday

2018-10-26 16:16:53 UTC  

WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE MONEY TO NOW

2018-10-26 16:21:57 UTC  

?

2018-10-26 16:22:00 UTC  

no sweat tonight?

2018-10-26 16:30:49 UTC  

shawn is getting coochie and bailing on the sweat?

2018-10-26 16:34:57 UTC  

shawn has to watch his son's ballgame he can't be on

2018-10-26 16:35:35 UTC  

guys

2018-10-26 16:35:42 UTC  

his wife's husband's ballgame

2018-10-26 16:35:43 UTC  

this bomber guy is the best lolcow in a long time

2018-10-26 16:35:48 UTC  

his twitter is lit

2018-10-26 16:35:53 UTC  

poast

2018-10-26 16:36:04 UTC  

he wants to feed dems to alligators

2018-10-26 16:36:11 UTC  

and he is a nutjob indian

2018-10-26 16:36:27 UTC  

how do you archive a twitter

2018-10-26 16:36:28 UTC  

cute

2018-10-26 16:36:34 UTC  

cuz i have no idea

2018-10-26 16:36:44 UTC  

its gonna get yanked soon and there is amazing fucking content here

2018-10-26 16:37:19 UTC  
2018-10-26 16:37:46 UTC  

lmao

2018-10-26 16:46:03 UTC  

fellas forgive me

2018-10-26 16:46:08 UTC  

for i am about to fail no dump

2018-10-26 17:02:10 UTC  

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2018-10-26 17:22:15 UTC  

someone suggest something to do im dying

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/505430978374795280/rgfthd.jpg

2018-10-26 17:42:55 UTC  

pway minecwaft

2018-10-26 17:44:57 UTC  

pway minecwaft

2018-10-26 17:47:57 UTC  

now what

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2018-10-26 17:48:58 UTC  

build house

2018-10-26 17:49:16 UTC  

diggy diggy hole