I can be shawn for tonight

bring kwa on

https://twitter.com/HeteroGaming/status/1055844788229074944

I'll provide some of shawn's signature lines

like

"You remind me of my chinese friend ug lee"

"just be yourself dude"

''tfw no gf''

*m a s h e d c u b a*

weekly sweat episode where it's just beardson with a shawn soundboard

tfw no sweat

"GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE"

I need to sub to the gumroad so i can collect samples of shawn to use on a soundboard

Magilla gorilla

so do it

"my prenus weanus is unnerving"

when i wanted to get soundbites i just heard me drunk saying id kiss beardson so im not doing that anymore

the ole peenio greenio

it always struck me as odd how shawn will exclusively refer to his member as a "penior"

His peeno noire

*sniff* ah that's the merlot and *sniff* *snort* yes this is a chardonnay, aged 1855 and *sniff* what's this *SNIFF* ah that's none other than the pinot noir *sniff* oh my *sniff* *SNIIIIIIIFFFF* oh my... this is *WHIIIIIFFFFF* oh hon hon hon *SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF* oh this.... is the finest gamay i have ever smelled *sniff* in my career as a sommelier *SNIIIIIIIIIFFF* may i take a sip, mon amie????

Le merlot poasting

cuba gorilla

I wanna go to bed when I get home so bad

5 hrs sleep over 2 days

based