Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod
Discord ID: 505531088186114069
@a dim goon you remind me of my chinese friend ug lee
It's ice made of sweat
WAIT ITS FRIDAY
SWEAT TONIGHT
Wings night at tgif
you finally get a break from all this work, wagie! then..................you get to do it all over agaiN!
When we call in, we all have to tell beardson that he reminds us of my chinese friend, ug lee
When we call fortnight burger
the look on his face will be ug lee
there's no sweat, shawn's sick, not kidding
Get me on
beardson is just gonna play rdr2
I can be shawn for tonight
bring kwa on
I'll provide some of shawn's signature lines
like
"You remind me of my chinese friend ug lee"
"just be yourself dude"
*m a s h e d c u b a*
weekly sweat episode where it's just beardson with a shawn soundboard
tfw no sweat
"GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE"
I need to sub to the gumroad so i can collect samples of shawn to use on a soundboard
Magilla gorilla
so do it
"my prenus weanus is unnerving"
when i wanted to get soundbites i just heard me drunk saying id kiss beardson so im not doing that anymore
the ole peenio greenio
it always struck me as odd how shawn will exclusively refer to his member as a "penior"
His peeno noire
*sniff* ah that's the merlot and *sniff* *snort* yes this is a chardonnay, aged 1855 and *sniff* what's this *SNIFF* ah that's none other than the pinot noir *sniff* oh my *sniff* *SNIIIIIIIFFFF* oh my... this is *WHIIIIIFFFFF* oh hon hon hon *SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF* oh this.... is the finest gamay i have ever smelled *sniff* in my career as a sommelier *SNIIIIIIIIIFFF* may i take a sip, mon amie????
Le merlot poasting
cuba gorilla
I wanna go to bed when I get home so bad
5 hrs sleep over 2 days
based