Message from @veet
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Someone just donated venti 50k
AHHHHHHH
PROOF
When she got it in a stack and there aint no chargeback I'll be impress
Until then it longcon
Lmao owned
@Luci i see you too are ricardo pilled
aye
One night I was playing Super Mario 64. While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK"
Then my mother comes into the room and says "Are you swearing?". I said "It was Mario, not me!"
My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF"
She jumped on my face.
She did the ground pound.
She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay bowser"
That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection.
This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said
"C-CUNT"
My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it.
Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it.
She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your--"
That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the Dinoborg and went "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face.
Why did I have to wake up to this shit
good morning honey
i made you toast
@veet when did you hear I liked thighs
when you told me you liked thighs
@veet spooky tale
happy halloween
king
Wtf a hot take from noghalas j faguestes
SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS?!
Don't put that evil in my head
hat3r d3t3ct3d
the only thing i hate is women
what about g*ys and tr*nnies
