Message from @Steve Sailer Moon

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2018-11-08 05:15:32 UTC  

Shoplifting: In "Pat No Pay," Patrick eats a high number of Krabby Patties without paying for them. Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as a Krusty Krab employee as payback for his inability to pay a bill, but to no avail. Patrick violated the customer policy of restaurant businesses, as he ate their food without paying for it. In "Toy Store of Doom," SpongeBob and Patrick use many of the products sold at Toy Barrel without paying for them, and run out of the store wearing apparel that they didn't pay for. In "Gary's New Toy," Patrick rips open many bags of pet food at the Pet Store and eats their contents without prior purchase.
Stalking/Harassment: In the post-movie seasons, Patrick and SpongeBob have a frequent tendency to disrespect Squidward's privacy and follow him around to show their affection towards him. In "Nature Pants," Patrick follows SpongeBob around Jellyfish Fields in desperation for him to return to Bikini Bottom. Throughout "Spy Buddies," SpongeBob and Patrick follow Plankton everywhere he goes, suspecting that he has some ulterior motive.

2018-11-08 05:15:47 UTC  

Terrorism: In "Pranks a Lot," after buying invisible spray, SpongeBob and Patrick use it on themselves and get the idea to frighten the whole town under the identity of invisible "ghosts," even going as far as to trespass many people's homes to traumatize them. This causes the whole town of Bikini Bottom to panic and lands the boys on the front page of the daily newspaper.
Theft: In "Life of Crime," SpongeBob and Patrick are put in jail for "stealing" a balloon, only to be paroled a few seconds later since it is National Free Balloon Day, thus disqualifying the act as a crime. In "Sing a Song of Patrick," Patrick steals a hundred dollar bill from SpongeBob and uses it to enter a contest, fully acknowledging that he used a dollar without the owner's consent. In "Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom," Patrick steals concert tickets and backstage passes that were clearly meant for Squidward and SpongeBob, and--believing they are food--eats them. In "No Pictures, Please," Patrick puts on a hat that was dropped by a guide and wears it throughout, not thinking twice about returning it to its owner.

2018-11-08 05:15:58 UTC  

Trespassing: SpongeBob and Patrick have a frequent tendency to enter Squidward's house without his consent, which reaches its epitome in "Good Neighbors." Additionally, in "Survival of the Idiots," he and SpongeBob enter Sandy's treedome during the winter with little regard to the "Keep Out" sign on the door. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the duo trespasses into the Thug Tug without presenting ID prior, although they did this to retrieve the key to the Patty Wagon that was stolen by the boat jacker, so this can be justified. In "The Thing," he and SpongeBob hide in the sewers to hide from the SWAT team. In "Pranks a Lot," while invisible as a result of the spray's effects, SpongeBob and Patrick trespass many houses to scare the citizens with their invisibility. In "The Lost Mattress," Patrick and SpongeBob trespass the fence of the dump on Squidward's behalf, however, it is mostly Squidward's fault for making them do it in an attempt to get them murdered by the guard worm. In "Toy Store of Doom," SpongeBob and Patrick stay in Toy Barrel past its open hours and hide in a dollhouse so as not to be caught by the security guard. In "No Pictures Please," Patrick trespasses many people's homes while giving an enthusiastic stranger a tour on his favorite places in Bikini Bottom.

2018-11-08 05:16:10 UTC  

Vandalism: In "Christmas Who?," SpongeBob and Patrick add Christmas decorations to Squidward's house despite his objections. In "Pranks a Lot," SpongeBob and Patrick - while disguised as ghosts - make unauthorized and disruptive alterations to the Krusty Krab by gluing the doors shut, replacing the windows with rubber, and clogging the toilets. In "Pet Sitter Pat," Patrick messes up the interior of SpongeBob's house as a result of the backfired attempts to bathe Gary with a hose and flamethrower. In "Patrick-Man!," Patrick's fight with the Dirty Bubble trashes the Krusty Krab. In "The Good Krabby Name," Patrick uses SpongeBob's absorbency to stamp several messages promoting the Krusty Krab on a building and back of a truck, per Mr. Krabs' advertising campaign. A police officer notices this and considers arresting the boys for graffiti, but--influenced by the vandalism's message--instead heads off to the Krusty Krab to order a Krabby Patty.

2018-11-08 05:16:20 UTC  

Violation of a restraining order: In "Restraining SpongeBob," Patrick violates a restraining order filed against him by walking beyond his set limits. He is arrested off-screen for doing so.
Violation of public health law: In "Big Pink Loser," Patrick's inability to do anything right angers him to the point of scraping the top of a broomstick on the Krusty Krab floorboards, which creates a mass amount of dust clouds and interferes with the customer's ability to eat and breathe pure oxygen. In "Sentimental Sponge," Patrick's house is shown to be full of garbage, which takes up a majority of the house's capacity, though he is not reprimanded by the sanitation police, unlike SpongeBob and Patrick.

2018-11-08 05:16:33 UTC  

Violation of food safety law: In "The Donut of Shame," Patrick offers SpongeBob one half of a doughnut that he contaminated with his own saliva, dropped in the toilet, and stored in the back of his underwear. Due to this, SpongeBob potentially consumed Patrick's own oral ecology as well as C. difficile and E. coli; SpongeBob is shown notably sick as he eats the doughnut. In "Ink Lemonade," Patrick and SpongeBob sell Squidward's ink to the public, under the guise of lemonade.
War crimes: In "The Battle of Bikini Bottom," Patrick and SpongeBob start a war between clean and dirty. In "Sand Castles in the Sand," they engage in a violent war using their sand creations.

2018-11-08 05:30:26 UTC  

What the fuck

2018-11-08 05:30:58 UTC  

I googled this and no source, scuzzy wrote all of this

2018-11-08 05:33:19 UTC  

this is how you get pussy in 2018

2018-11-08 05:34:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509964024536891393/Dq24-hzUUAAp1MD.jpg

2018-11-08 05:35:09 UTC  

this is how you get a gf gamers

2018-11-08 05:35:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509964159530696704/image0.png

2018-11-08 05:37:12 UTC  

The Patrick Casey trolling of journalists was the right move

2018-11-08 05:37:24 UTC  

Good to see he is making right moves

2018-11-08 05:38:59 UTC  

Trump is going to take a page out of patrick caseys playbook and post groyper butt on line

2018-11-08 05:39:18 UTC  

Gonna take time before anything associated with the alt right is anything close to being trustworthy but steps like that are strong

2018-11-08 05:39:33 UTC  

Seems small, really sends a message to folks

2018-11-08 05:40:42 UTC  

Good use of the publicity thrust on him, really smart use of PR

2018-11-08 05:41:04 UTC  

I normally only have negative things to say about those people but there is learning going on

2018-11-08 05:41:38 UTC  

Still, smart PR doesn't mean trustworthy

2018-11-08 05:57:32 UTC  

Patrick Casey is smarter and more twitter savvy than 99% of journos so I'm not surprised he's running circles around them

2018-11-08 05:58:39 UTC  

Hes smart

2018-11-08 05:59:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509970114351988756/image0-15.jpg

2018-11-08 06:00:08 UTC  

imagine tje smell

2018-11-08 06:00:39 UTC  

Casey probably won over a lot of normies with his answer to the question of what would happen to non whites in IEs America

2018-11-08 06:01:27 UTC  

Spencer and co.'s idea of "peaceful ethnic cleansing" comes across as evil to most people

2018-11-08 06:32:13 UTC  

is this a parody account or is he actually 15 years old

2018-11-08 07:00:39 UTC  

Shawn's dms really like Philip Seymour Hoffman in Happiness tonite

2018-11-08 07:49:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509997835484135424/bugs_5.jpg

2018-11-08 07:55:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509999340593479680/bellycat.png

2018-11-08 08:37:10 UTC  

Same voice actor

2018-11-08 08:40:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/510010659929587712/swirl.gif

2018-11-08 08:58:33 UTC  

big boy

2018-11-08 10:22:50 UTC  

i missed the Casey stuff what did he say

2018-11-08 10:22:53 UTC  

or is it on twitter

2018-11-08 10:27:51 UTC  

He said, and i quote, "kill all darkies EPIC STYLE *dab dab dab* screw Niggolas Jew Faguentes and opdicks okay haha oh wow, **this** is epic!" @NSJW

2018-11-08 10:28:07 UTC  

Pretty crazy aye?

2018-11-08 10:58:22 UTC  

bugs... EASY ON THE CARROTS ALREADY