sounds gay

it is

the extent of my shitpoasting on tinder is just my pics and bio

my tinder profile is nothing but ricardo pics

i don't get why you would go there in the first place. what's the appeal?

buddy the only tinder i use is in the fireplace when i'm cuddled up with a nice hot cup of cocoa!

Hit the bullseye with last gf on tinder, exception that proves the rule

that just seems like extreme luck

can't shake the reality that it was a 1/10000000 fluke

ik

people win the lottery sometimes but you shouldn't buy tickets

comfy

you gotta learn to let go dudemeister

prolly

😶

the other option is full volcel

volcel seems lit but only if you can completely and genuinely extinguish the thirst for coochie

you could always try picking up a nice cute wholesome girl at chur ahahahahahhahahahhah ah man ain't i a joker

like not even having a fraction of a percent of desire

i'm da jokah baybee

nigga I'm lonely I don't give a shit about pucci anymore

The Joker is twisted but even he isn't crazy enough to fuck with the IRS

he expects real emotional satisfaction from a woman

does batman even pay taxes

does batman have a no rape rule

Had like 5 friends become total social pariahs

batman got raped

from hanging out with an art girl who then felt "uncomfortable" and dabbed on their reputations for life

the fastest way to complete social death is for a girl to tell her friends you're "creepy"

this is why I'm glad the only ever girl I ever dated was too stupid to ever be able to do anything like that

ever

art scene is basically driven to silently undo dating itself

art is demonic

art is fucking gay

"You're not just hooking up with that girl? You're a fucking creep dude"

Burn down everything but Unity Software indie games and blingee gifs

i cant think of other good arts

if they aaren't painrting singing sculpting or playing an instrument it isn't art it's homosexuality