i'll talk to the nice ladies at the hairdresser

that's where i'll find my wife

I have very wavy hair, so I can pull off a greaser look fairly easily

i'll be the first straight man to get a perm

Literally stop being concerned about women

@ßcuzzy get a shovel?

Make friends “irl” first

just go to the doll shop and get a sexy doll you maniacs

I would need a plane ticket to moncheangladbach

a doll can't divorce you

or cheat

shawn if ur goin to the gf store i want mine tall christian and polish and 7/10+ face

I'm dropping some dope ass facts here man. Based and red pilled AF

Just give me a jewess

Just get me one that is Latina or white and isn't insufferable

@garden why a 7/10? Why not a 10/10 you weirdo?

You could just go to one of those asian """"spas"""

alright make it a 10/10

Apparently it is impossible to ask for in 2018

https://twitter.com/BasedIncel/status/1061393757214515200

There's no reason you guys should be incels

tfw shawn played us

I’m not an incel

I’m a volcel

I'm a fuckin chad, thank you very much

a giant chad

😉

you gotta change your twitter names now @Deleted User

I don't want to hear the hit or Miss girl's real voice

Instead of a gf can I please just get a copy of Suikoden II on PSX mint condition factory sealed?

to something that doesn't involve incel

It would ruin it

i could handle beardson calling me retarded after donating

Hmmm

but this

BasedChad

im dying

Im now KhazarMommy88

sisfiddledme

BasedGiantChad indeed

this is what coming in a girl sounds like for all the incel virgins who haven't experienced it