"a knack for telling stories"

Yep, that's a journalist alright

Look at my Slayer eyes, incel. You will never get powsi.

So many fuckin tiddie monsters showing up on tinder

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el atrocidad americano...

La bestia asquerosa que vive en las trincheras más oscuras de América...

holy fuck

they didn't even TRY to crop it right

fucking kek

is that the fucking dark knight plane scene

@everyone

Ok retard

hey thanks for the ping man

definitely worth it

autismo grande

imagine being some faggot who names himself queen

yaaas

imagine having some retarded looking anime girp as your avatar lmao what a loser

brutal

@veet i'll take a shit in your mailbox faggot

Dr Pavel, I'm monky

top 10 niggers about to receive a stinky surprise:
#10: YOU!!!!!

Who's the other 9

him, again, 9 times over!

#1 michael jackson

the pipe bomb scare but it was me sending stinky steamers to various usa political figures

holy fuck i just now got the "broke niggas say its just for one night but they got the green top"

its cuz grass grows over time

how did I not get this

wow fake mcer...

I don't build dirt houses how would I know this

building a dirt hut leaves you with more wood for tools

You don't need that much wood for tools

all the tribes in africa are actually master minecrafters

uhhh, what if they break dumb dumb

If your axe broke then you probably have stacks of wood allready

@veet kill yourself you disgusting faggot