Call me

Uncle Ted

for this Christmas i'm pooin in my diapy

if i heara single mariah carey song all season the local black church is gonna see a sudden drop in attendance if you sniff my drift

all i want for xmas is a brand new nintendo switch (accidentally sat on my old one hehe), a model train set with adjustable track, and a bag of soy seeds so i can become self-sufficient (no more relying on the allowance my wife gives me 😈 )

if i heara single mariah carey song all season the local black church is gonna see a sudden drop in attendance if you sniff my shaft?

if i heara single mariah carey song all season the local black church is gonna see a sudden increase in pregnant black girls if you sniff my shaft?

https://twitter.com/GloriousMale/status/1064648250211385344

That is why she flipped out at "single woman"

>33

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hahaha

mom's making mashed potatoes cuba

Jel

Told her I was bringing more people than I actually am so she'll cook more food 😈

💯

Big brain ni🅱a alert

its November

":people" who bring shiut like noodles to thanksgiving are worse than niggers

why is there stuff for the lords birth already

actually one friend just bailed at the last minute

translation: 'actually my only friend bailed out'

Finna say *pass the noodles* not *pass on the noodles* if they are based egg noodles made right and the gravy game tight

If he was my only friend who tf am I bringing thurs

Also egirls may pass the nood ills

might've befriended a hobo while I was asleep

begging mother to pass along the mashed potatoes cuba

i'm bringin a bag of cheetos fuck you all

MAYNE i WISH i could just eat flamin hot cheetos and watermeuh on thansgivin'

niggaz rt

ay cousin terio could you pass tha collahd greeeens

wuzz da magi' wurd, yung blood?

bloods thanksgiving table

im thankful fo' dat cracka who bought our wack heroin bruhh!

oh you mean dat 'dim goon' nigga?

yeah cuh

vape god groyper