if i see a sin gle pie from costco the casualties will be in the wuadruple figures

they sell raw cranberries though, so good on them for trying to make up for their mistake

At least they sell raw cranberries here

Where they’re grown

I’m not sure if they’re available now though

I want pecan pie

look no matter your opinion of the holiday just be glad ou don't have to go to some retarded "thanksgiving brunch" with extended family after celebrating real thanksgiving

there is literallyl nothing worse than the concept of brunch

Nobody ever makes anything from a can on thanksgiving in my damn family

based

Mom's bf used to be a pro chef

nigga makes bread and butter from scratch

anyone catch the vid of chris chan wackin it to smash mouth

No

>mom's bf

I don’t think anyone should have that saved anyway

uh oh

Have we got a fellow step son in here @PCENGINEDUO ?

mom's boyfriend's sister's wife-in-law

dad unironically died

my dad died ironically as joke

he slipped on a banana peel and shit his pants

it started as a joke

it was actually pretty funny in hindsight

dad unironically smashed my moms head in the oven

then I was like "okay good one dad now stop having cancer"

holy fucking based

My dad left me at birth

no not really

i wish

cringe

my dad gave birth to me

🤓

my dad

is brad

nice

my dad has Crabs

oops

didn't mean to brag

my dad is the guy who gave freddie mercury AIDS