"Hey moe, isn't your family mediterranean?"

"Why I oughta"

And then moe pokes larry in the eyes

the three stooges but its a cartoon Network remake and they're polyamorous gay dads

coming 2019

oh no

tbh we need to be polygamists

10 wives per mab

10 kids per wife

100 kids ez

Just knock the same girl up a ton

If she can't make 100 kids

Don't marry

Industrial revolution but it's ur wife

Ted was wrong I want my empire

of she can't get u 10000 likes dump the bitch

WITHOUT showing feet

https://twitter.com/bakedretard/status/1067866355829899264?s=19

Patrick Casey kinda cancelled himself

as soon as baked Alaska utters your name you know you went horribly wrong

Well he's in an unwinnable position given how many antisocial and weird ass motherfuckers are in "The Movement, Inc. Tm Copyright Big Gay Like Retweet Subscribe"

Like, I'm a weirdo, most of us aren't normal people as we are exceptional Kings, but white nationalists have all sorts of problems

my problem is my dicc too big

If anyone in this "movement" was asked if they were in said movement, they would nervously murmur "Uh...uh.. n-no"

I mean, remember when the alt right included Alex jones

Remember when it was so big tent no one knew wtf it was

Now it's just dick in butt choose your own getting doxed adventure

@ßcuzzy you must live in a state without CWs

I live in a town with like 5 people who knows what movement they're in

i live in a town where i cant get my dick wet

I'm in the "ensure phuc can't get his dick wet" movement

So far it's going really well

git you a cuntry gurl

actually fellas i turned down a tumblr whale yesterday 😎

who hunt n drav a truk

We put up posters of his face and tell everyone his dick is tiny and covered in sores

i really only tune into politics to see if nick has gone insane yet

^

yes

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