I shid and fart becomes reality

I'm legally qualified to go off because I read the whole book twice

similarly, having read isaif cover to cover twice + notes I can say with legal authority that pinetree twitter has Downs Syndrome

"did you know jews control stuff" -culture of critique

"did you know it's whites' fault"
-also culture of critique

"mom the assburger mailman shit his diaper again can we kill him" - siege

"Lol if you care you lose faggot"
-industrial society and its future

unironically true

books are gat

*gay

so true

I can't fault that one

Gaming > books

but you can fault rw pinetree larping

Reading manga is ok. If you read Jojos you're alright

"The conservatives are fools"
-ted

it's like page 8

Wesley willis groyper

there's a whole dedicated section at the end like

"This wont work if you actually care about stuff"

So you're basically saying he was an irony bro?

pine trwe twitter's worst problek is picking a gay tree when the far superior maple and weeping willows were available

Ted the original irony bro

Pining is def sus

Weeping sus too

Mapling tho

wtf do pine trees do other than smell decent and make Christmas trees?

the holocaust but for pine tree niggers who don't replace it with a Christmas tree

Maple is based. They make yummy syrup

Evergreen better

I thought these were all the same wtf

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1068278108271386625

Yeah evergreen is not specific to a single plant

why pcik a fucking pine trew use an oak as a symbol for stability you goofy niggers

Spruce, pine

Its that deciduos stuff? right? IDK about tree bilogy tbh

Spruce was sitting right there

y'all niggas is balsa......

Ted the realest ironybro

use the birch tree cu it's in minecraft

pine trees are evergreen u dummy