the *HELLO?*caust

what inheritance

when his mom died

he moved to vienna and lived rich for a time

but blew it all pretty fast

I thought he had like a trust

no his family wasnt that rich

huitler spent all his inheritance cash on anime figurines

hitler spent all his inheritance cash on Britney venti

But yknow in the 30s

i mean what could he have spent it on instead

people say he was good at blending in when he was living in vienna. basically an aspie who didnt talk to anyone and jsut sat in cafes

I am a black federal informant

oh man.....he's just like me!

hitler would unironically have posted on r9k

modern day hitler would be a brapposter

just think. hitler was a autist then he went to WW1 and became the fuhrer

Hitler is still alive

And well

that could be us

ok, uyou know what, fine

he just needed to go to war

I'M hitler

You guys know who Q is right?

im Q

there i said it, can we lay this all to rest now?

but even when he was the fuhrer he was pretty queer

an aspie isnt capable of being that charismatic

i dont understand how he did it tbh

for the 10th time

he just sat and observed people

Im not joking

Germany is autistic

ya that too

yeah no shit

they can't understyand humor

@Spiculus oh shit spicci?

probably the war gave him confidence

Teutonic history is literally just aspergers meltdowns

their favorite games involve performing menial tasks over and over again

tribes told stories of the horrifying "screeching teutons"