Try 20+ years, women

MAAM PLEASE

Wow, I'm leaving my hideous bird wife, Ashton Whittie, for THIS sexy anime babe!

ashton we both have that problem we can fix this together

ashton seems like the type o bitch to hyphenate her last name after marriage

yeah, one of THOSE women

If that's true I don't care if you become Ashton Birdie-Guetierrez-Europa

can’t hyphenate her name if you beat her into amnesia

She's offline

We did it boys

sje can bake me cookies and skwirt milkies into my mouth on demand but she'll NEVER have my blacker than coal children

i'm gonna kidnap whittie and deliver her to niggolas jew faguentes' house

this is YOUR problem now

Is it illegal to give my gf a blackface tattoo over her real face while aslee

No

Go ahead and do it it'll be epic

no it's encouraged by the state

in fact it's mandatory

My gf is also black tho

YOU

DOUBLE NIGGER

Lmao

>dating an italian
YIKES

Ayyy

The best thing about dating italian girls

Is that she is already Winston

overwatch winston electrocuting homosexuals with his zap gun

if i don’t get a big boobie woobie gf in 3 days i’m jumping off a bridge

unless you are a black man you cannot fuck my wife

damn wish I were Italian rn

white men stay away, don't lust after my wife!

Apparently I pass as Italian sometimes which I think is an own on Italians

olive garden is fucking nasty ass food

Olive Garden is microwave hooblah

that's a own on Italians too

Italians are gay change my mind

you can't haha bc I am correct

my family are potato-American, taco-American, & terrorist-American and people think I am Italian

I'd call it an own

hot take incoming italian food is hot wet ass