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fake and GAY
>he isn't fully erect while pissing
uhh how do i break it to him
you're not gonna make it
i don't even have a dick i just had my transitional surgery yesterday
faggot
my dick is a 3 foot long, 1/4 inch thick monstrosity i call the slim jim
i just coil it up in the urinal and let it rip
do you lasso bitches with the slim jim
god damn hes years ahead of us
its over fellas
Mine is shaped like a sea shell
i tried to hang myself with it once but it kept unravelling
have you ever tried slithering it in between an innocent civilian's toes (female, of course)
>Donating sperm
>Tfw all of your decendants are gay
yeah i liked connecting 3 women's feet together with it snaked between their toes
they always called it "jungle to jungle"
did you try tickling em >w<
don't ask me why it's these damn females coming up with all these nicknames involving my peenus
i did a big prank on my friend where i coiled it all up on a plate and told him it was spaghetti
The future will be technologically advanced, but (spoiler) it will just be used to turn people into niggers.
the future is over 9000 sexy big boobied jewisgh women in my harem of hebrews and it's beautiful
the future is single digit chimps
joe
literally
die
you stinky boomer man
nani
that is literal down syndrome face
hot..🤤
hey guys
joe the boomer here
is 15 legal in cali
i might be in a lot of trouble
Lmao
