"hey lets open up our marriage, oh no not like that wtf i wonder what our kids will think!" -actual thot

@here who wants to 1v1 me in smash. north american gamers rise up

NA or die

we made a smash discord

@mage west coast or east coast

im US W

I am smashless

Embody smashlessness

i am also smashless

might just go leech my friends switch

Nosmashers OUT

Smashcoiners are getting massive dividends rn

ur mom uses my pole

Im also US W

Not to worry, soon I'll be able to alleviate the smashlessness

I survived the nocoiner ownage and now will be able to treat self to toys at the end of the year

I smash ur mom with my JOYSTICK OF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

With all the money I didn't gamble away on speculation

Hundredaire coming through

Make room paupers

I have $3.75 in my back account

I need about tree fiddy

you trying to take all my quarters huh

Like it's the arcade and I've got on some fingerless gloves

You ready to get them feelings hurt?

lmao

chad

the alpha nerd

Rofl roll up with some cargo pants and a jingly pocket

lmao that's more 80s

today it's more like

fat guy wearing fedora with buttons

with Nintendo velcro wallet

Yeah and instead of an arcade the setting is on the couches at a starbucks

lmao

That actually sounds dope?????

Bring smash to Starbucks

Use n word with the Bros

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1072124545560182784?s=19

you know how nerds have like those skinny guys who are always right hand man to the alpha nerd