Holy shit I'm glad the gum road is updated

This shit is having me dead

5 minute Bush is dead dancing is hilarious

https://youtu.be/D_zSFeHfglc

Lmao wut

Just watched this. Absolutely amazing

lmao

https://youtu.be/dAywfoqE9ok

greatest anime alliances

yep, its gamer time

I dreamt about going out with my mommy gf. She gave me headpats and told me I was a cool boy when I showed her my gaming collection. Then I woke up... *sigh*

heh ive got a mommy gf right now

u jelly?

No, I'm very happy for you!

mommy gf nice

but they clingy if u brake their hart

Ah, my ex was like that. But what with psychotic harassment for months after the break up

Please feel free to give out some Nintendo Power Pro Tips if you feel like it tho

how can i help ya chief

Uh... how do I as a cripplingly autistic nigga get a mommy gf? Do I play into the helpless retard persona or do I gotta do something else

hmm

what are your interests

are you getting physically in shape

getting sunlight

do you have a job

I like to game, watch anime, go to church, read and write, cook and bake, go for walks
I am not morbidly obese but I'm not ripped either. I should probably actually exercise today
No sunlight atm because it is -2 and lower winter atm
I just recently got fired from my job but I collect autism disability checks as a source of income

just be happy

yourself

be

urself

"Yourself you must be, nigga" -Yoda

I think I'm gonna go exercise now. I've been putting that off and that's NOT good

Everyone else have a good morning CYA later!

@Jejune maybe save up for a home gym breh. any youth groups around you?

dont settle for a non christian woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3X2FKGv5g

@Jejune

🐸

just go to the gym, that alone will get u a gf