"5 sons, 2 daughters"

"all named after grandparents/great grandparents"

forgive me fellas but i am going to have sex tomorrow

premarital sex is gay

Don't wear a condom so when u nut she becomes pregnant and you have to get married

Smaller than average

Also yeah so what if I'm so thirsty I just assume saying hey is an immediate, involved lifelong commitment to me

There's nothing wrong with being thirsty

;_; please ma'am

PLEASE

praying 4 u homie

madam may i please private message you

Madam please may I type your @ into the Twitter.com search bar ma'am please

>her account pops up
>#findom in her bio

Holy shit he actually 🤦🏼‍♀️ does wear adidas irl

Dang

Ur kids are gonna be born in tiny little tracksuits

everybody pile in

Xans undertale

I'm wearin an adidas jacket rn

löded diper

can u cant

hold up

is jesha shawns gf

tf

bruh moment imagine inviting your gf to the daily sweat server so all these chads can take ur girl

shawn cuck confirmed

I copped air Jordans yesterday

From goodwill

and a jean shirt

Dressin like seenfelled here

Goku is in smash btw

now you can sneak into the soup kitchen without looking suspicious

nice

alright guys i ahve an insider inside the industry and jhe told me michael jackson is the second DLC character confirmed for smash 5

wtf?

for real?