also for the record lol

only matches I can get are fat chicks

can't bang fatties anymore

i'd rather nut to porn

I didn't get smash

i’ve got like 200 matches, so a variety

I fucking hate fat women

they sure love me 🙃

if you fuck a fatty you don’t tell people

Been talking to a cute philipino/Irish chick at work

Might date

Would be nice to have a long lasting relationship

dont use tinder

dont use bumble

Rt

dont use dating apps

i got smash and by that i mean i smashed my computer monitor in a fit of autistic fury cuz i ran out of peanut butter

if ur an average guy its going to be suicide fuel for u

tinder is good if you're looking for a morbidly obese 35 yr okld white woman with 3 bastard mulatto children

it is sui fuel for me

but I have no way to meet women

just go up and talk to them

just go to church if you wana ahahahahahahhahahahaha oh man good one am i right guyss

maybe I need to play shitty music

and get art girls

just go to church and meet a woman if you want a gir HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH oh fucking hell i crack myself up

1. get autistic guitar
2. play shitty generic normie song about love

3. get mad puss

It's That Easy™

church is great

im in a youth group atm

its a prot one

>prot

but theres lots of single girls

yeah i know

no catholic youth groups around me

maybe i'll just play smash to cover up the existential threat that I won't be able to propagate my genes

JUST

🙃

they are evangelicals tho

so they hardcore