check it out now

nice

honestly if you didn't peel the potatoes for your elderly mother you were a bad child

but then I was nagged about it almost incessantly because "THIS time it ACTUALLY MATTERS WE ARE STOPPING A NAZI"

so I went

and got ur potatoes mashed

fuck it all i'm voting for myself

My Cubans got mashed

just the word "me"

semen master 2020

ME!ME!ME!

I voted for ponnald bimpf

that's what I wrote on the ballot

just wanna smoke a cuban nigar

lmao remember how those guys voted for harambe

yes

obama

and then the press got onto them

he won twice

lmfao

Lmfao basically monky

yes

i might be able to get my grandma to vote for me i think i have a real chance

nah

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your grandma is voting for pat ltitle

sorry liberal

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I remember when people would call you a Nazi for saying dicks out for harambe

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Obama is from the JUNGLE

I think that's when a lot of bernie bro nerds quit

welcome to the jungle

my wife is a man

I would love to see former president donkey Kong birth certificate pls

^

he wasn't born on the US mainland

they evaded that for too long and then fabricated one

did you guys see that lmao

Does this mean that someone in Alaska could become pres

they borrowed some girls and put Obamas name on it