my wife is a man

I would love to see former president donkey Kong birth certificate pls

^

he wasn't born on the US mainland

they evaded that for too long and then fabricated one

did you guys see that lmao

Does this mean that someone in Alaska could become pres

they borrowed some girls and put Obamas name on it

diddy kong charged up his jetpack move and crashed into building 7 they're gonna be after me for this but it must be known

Alaska is a state you retarde

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrgUaZbgTBr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=u363axwagmk2

Obama really monkeyed things up

obma b like 🦍

fuck

Yeah and it isn't mainland us doubleretard @Deleted User

that's the point

it's in the continent

Lole u cancelled it out

it's legally a US state why wouldn't they be able to

U had to say triple regard

Retard

it's not like Puerto Rico

puerto rice is only a territory it doesn't count

rico

@a dim goon the point is that Obama being from Hawaii means someone in Alaska could run

or puppet states like Afghanistan

they can

imblyinf he's from hawaii

it's a state

If my president comes from a town called Chicken I'm gonna fuckin flip out

Obama is mooslim

lmao fried chicken, kenya

obonho pirate of the carribean

obongo

Why does Alaska have so many stupid town names

becauae it's just diet canada

vc niggas be like

*burp*

Better not ever have a president from Alaska

i be like: fuck ofd nigger!!!!