currently eating mashed potatoes

in heaven

no i am

in heaven

maybe

currently wanting to sui

this but unironically

well memed friend, enjoy the reddit gold

haha i hate myself please find this relateable

woew

large muscular blue man with the word depression labelled on his chest, and punching ME int he face!!!

going to down a bottle of sleeping pills even though that doesn't work anymore because the drugs perscribed now days aren't as potent and then get my stomach pumped

please feel sorry for me

not even perscribed

“large muscular blue man”

First thing that came to mind

any method other than shooting yourseld and maybe hanging are jusg for attention

rape time

@a dim goon

tfw want to sui but you have smash to play with the fellas

I have a will to live

tfw you want to sui but your loving wife and children rely on you for money and guidance

remember that guy whose mom walked in on hin trying to helium tank himself and he shouted in a squeaky chipmunk voice

that was a good green text

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

and his mom lost her shit

watchmojo top 10 suicide methods

number 1, helium tank

want to suffocate without feeling like you're suffocating? try a helium tank

uhhhhh hitting your finger with a hammer

honourable mentions, sleeping pills

once an effective method, but now it's gay

mashed potatoes: finished

for me it's the "overdose on heroin and choke to death on my own vomit while sleeping" method

dosing my mashed ptoatoes with opiates and sleeping pills

that uhhh

everyone whos watched breaking bad was like

didn't come from a box did it

"wow i want to choke on my vomit"

no

gpod i thought i might havr to rayp you