if you see santa while he's delivering your presents you become the new santa, freeing the old one from his centuries long imprisonment

yeah that's almost the exact plot of the santa clause starring tim allen

dim goon is a hack

haha if you ever have a broken home and you get a golden retriever from a guy who is somewhat abusive that little faggot will be able to play basketball

haha im a dim goon

can tim allen repair my parents' broken marriage

i think not!

home improvement MY ASS

tim allen was buzz lightyear

andys dad was dead

i think we both know how to get some home improvement from mr allen there goon

bob saget raped and killed a girl in 1990

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Gadget chuckled as he laid another brick onto the ever growing wall as Mike attempted to scream through his gag, only rousing further guffaws from the crazed detective. "Well Mike, you know what they say." Gadget slathered an especially generous amount of mortar onto the line of bricks before him. The final piece of his magnum opus would soon be complete. "There's only one thing I hate more than mad agents..." The former Cinemassacre member turned hostage futilely tried to break his restraints. With no progress having been made of his many impotent attempts at escape, he only then realized he was without a doubt in his mind trapped. "Big nerds.", the mechanical madman finished curtly. As he finally lay the ceiling on this clay prison he had constructed for Mr. Matei, he couldn't help but smile to himself, reflecting on all those previous encounters with Dr. Claw. If only it had been this easy. Opening the one and only exit out of the secluded, isolated deathtrap of a room, the Inspector turned around and spoke one last time to his tech-savvy captive, his speech barely permeating through the thick brown bricks of his eternal prison. "This all could have been avoided had you just let me do the review, Mike." The last sound Michael Matei ever heard was the door slamming behind his former friend. As he considered the inescapable situation he had found himself in, Mike now understood the treacherous cyborg's fascination with brown bricks. After 3 days he realized there was no hope, no chance of rescue, nothing. As his stomach growled and the last spark of life faded from his dying eyes he weakly muttered to himself, "I just wanted to be creative."

I told you i'd leak this goon

YOU PUSHED ME TOO FAR

owned

@a dim goon

What color do you see

my reputation has already been beaten battered bruised and fed feces due to my writing inspector gadget kidnapping mike matei fanfic

we all know you are mike matei

you can't hide the fact that the inspector did those things

to your body

mike matei is dead you retard gadget shot him

did you EVEN watch the video

yeah but

finger lazers

don't really do that

a dim goon is joe the boomer

a dim goon here

Hed not that bad

a living mike would never let his ipad be stolen

mike has an ipad for every inch of penis he has

so that's 10

go go gadget AIDS infected buss

why did the director write specifically that inspector gadget molests his niece at the end credits of the live action movie?

i thought it was rated PG