Well, I'm getting a head start right here

imagine swiping on a dude again and taking all of the time to change all your profile's shit to subtly say "you're hot but shut up"

there are actual cool characters in Fire Emblem like Hector and Ephtaim that use weapons that aren't swords. But no. They'd rather go with sword dudes again for Smash. Kind of lame

women were a colossal error

*Ephraim

every time you pay attention or engage with a w-word you give them power. To ignore them is to cut them off

They just keep sinking to new depths and i can't help but look on in terror

ya gotta look away bro

convinced all women have aspergers now

no because that would require them to think

Nigga this bitch redid her profile just because she matched with me again

women brains are switchboards, which is why they were good switchboard operators

Just to tell me "you talk too much but I want dickL

https://twitter.com/F___Gabriel/status/1078310033774034944?s=19

white girls fuck d-

I expected a meme but it was just ass

i refuse to click that

your loss

>imagine matching a woman

Wouldn't know 🔫

imagine by john lemon

The tinder feed is like a pig trough I imagine

I never seen it cause I have good apps on my phone

Mostly

It's pigs and cardboard sales display girls

and they both fuck the same amount

is that l*cas?

Mine was full of black girls

So I deleted

wrong

lucas's greasy vile perpetual stream of pizza and pasta induced sweat corroded his computer chair over the years

that's why it looks the way ig does

I miss Lucas

If i had a time machine I'd go back in time and bully lucas pre nips reveal and wager big cash on lucas being a greasy pedo

If I can take items back in time I'd take a USB back with lucasnips.png on it and post it at him

all the edits

all of them

Ideally with a folder containing multiple dits