Message from @Michael__Drake

Discord ID: 530847766272802817


2019-01-04 20:35:59 UTC  

advertising is weird

2019-01-04 20:36:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530846967207690250/9c513985fd2579a40e28178e396178f0.png

2019-01-04 20:36:23 UTC  

this is the new npc face

2019-01-04 20:36:24 UTC  

Im an illegal alien

2019-01-04 20:37:00 UTC  

I'm an alien

2019-01-04 20:37:02 UTC  

oops

2019-01-04 20:37:08 UTC  

That is the "im going to crush my greasy cock and balls with this rock" face

2019-01-04 20:37:27 UTC  

no me

2019-01-04 20:37:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530847268543135748/IMG_20181219_160935.jpg

2019-01-04 20:37:32 UTC  

>that 24 year old dunston who thinks he's sooooo clever

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530847274872340491/that_24_year_old_dunston-1.png

2019-01-04 20:37:56 UTC  

had a buddy who had a genuinely mentally retarded brother who was like 34

2019-01-04 20:38:10 UTC  

Is your buddy your bro

2019-01-04 20:38:10 UTC  

and he was a high tier donkey kong 64 speedrunner

2019-01-04 20:38:20 UTC  

really makes you think

2019-01-04 20:38:52 UTC  

i ate dinner at their house once and his brother threw his bowl of mac and cheese at their mom

2019-01-04 20:38:54 UTC  

The only thing worth speedrunning is life

2019-01-04 20:38:56 UTC  

I had a friend as a kid who was "the kid with all the sega stuff instead of Nintendo" and he was unironically mentally handicapped

2019-01-04 20:38:59 UTC  

it was the funniest shit

2019-01-04 20:39:06 UTC  

Makes you think some more

2019-01-04 20:39:15 UTC  

the real retars move is eating mac n cheese instead of the far superior shells n cheese

2019-01-04 20:39:30 UTC  

Niggas wit sega were gay af

2019-01-04 20:39:33 UTC  

thats probably why he was mad

2019-01-04 20:39:43 UTC  

dim goon understands autism mindset

2019-01-04 20:39:47 UTC  

really makes you think

2019-01-04 20:39:50 UTC  

*sega jingle voice*
smegmaaaaaa

2019-01-04 20:39:52 UTC  

he wasn't gay he was actually mentally challenged

2019-01-04 20:39:57 UTC  

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2019-01-04 20:40:10 UTC  

Good

2019-01-04 20:40:15 UTC  

Whoops

2019-01-04 20:40:21 UTC  

Not their land anymore i guess lol

2019-01-04 20:40:22 UTC  

hey guys bolsonaro here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530847984426942464/IMG_20190103_165640.jpg

2019-01-04 20:40:23 UTC  

based

2019-01-04 20:40:30 UTC  

My friend is indig Brazilian

2019-01-04 20:40:31 UTC  

Dont do it

2019-01-04 20:40:36 UTC  

Consider yourself conquered pocohontas

2019-01-04 20:40:46 UTC  

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2019-01-04 20:40:48 UTC  

he did it

2019-01-04 20:40:49 UTC  

I think his family has a house in Brazil

2019-01-04 20:40:53 UTC  

Oh man

2019-01-04 20:40:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530848129432551444/IMG_20181219_043220.jpg

2019-01-04 20:40:57 UTC  

Gonna block veet now