Hey look! Another boring clown!

Any more unoriginal one liners you want to copy from someone with more creativity? Want to show us all how desperate you are to be witty, again? Maybe that’ll make up for your iddle biddy willie. Maybe then everyone will think you’re funny and cool and a Man.

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Nah.

might be based

yeah

im excited

i wish i could read it but i can’t read

i wish for a million dollahs!

amy schumer is pregnant?

yikes

80808 more like 8008135 lol

this

based

Thats a "bob ™ " meme

regular monster tastes like battery acid

and pee

its true

>drinking munster

the low carb monster is an aquired taste

real good

>drinking munster

once you down a buit

enjoy ur heart disease, DUMBOS

i will

I will

i will

uh oh

I want to die procreating my 6th child at 35

>implying

I want to die procreating my 81st child at 25

ambitious

i get all the enegy and caffeeine i need from just eatinf those cat shit coffee beans witha spoon

cwunchy!

I chew coffeee bean

My manager gave me his coat cause it was cold last night outside

and I found a caffeine pill bottle in the inside pocket

cute

I'm going viral