Message from @blue falafel
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wtf is this book hour
the story of glahn
Paul Town: Lonely, all friendship is through the proxy of internet text
Lil Scuzzy: Tons of IRL friends all of whom show a great respect and trust for him
Sam walked into the shower, "Ill be right back Nick, I love using hotel showers, you can use as much hot water as you want tee hee...", Nick realized that he was cornered in a hotel room with a man, a man with which he could no longer hide his desires. Nick silently cursed himself for getting into this situation. After scrolling through twitter for awhile, he wondered exactly what was taking Sam so long. Nick knew from earlier that Sam liked taking long hot showers but this was approaching 30 minutes... He decided to knock on the door to investigate.(edited)
Knock Knock Knock "Sam, you ok?", he asked. No response was heard. Knock Knock Knock "I know that chik fil a can be rough on your stomach are you alright in there?"
Nick heard nothing, and after a few minutes of pacing he decided that Sam might be in trouble, after struggling with the door he thought, "Man I wish I went to the gym more often". Finally, giving up on the lock, Nick busts down the door in a fury of love for his friend, who may be in trouble or hurt.
I don't want friends I want audi's
Nick walked through the doorway a gust of steam pushed him aside. Walking further into the cloud he reached the shower where he heard soft... what was that? weh "What is that I hear?", thought Nick ooooh "Thats a moan, what is he doing I wonder?", with Nick fantasizing on what was behind the curtain his curiosity got the best of him, he pushed back the curtains, revealing Sam's hairless beautiful body. He stared in amazement as Sam gently masturbated, looking deep into his eyes as Sam reached a climax.
Nick couldn't bear it any longer, he practically tore off his clothing, throwing himself upon him. Sam had already fulfilled his desires, but Nick wasn't going to take no for an answer, as he was fully erect, Nick shoved his dick into Sam, gasping at how it seemed to suck him in. Sam moaned, trying to escape Nicks grasp.
you havent read books so ur just reinventing the wheel over and over
Nick rubbed, rough at first, but got gentler as Sam calmed down. The two's hot skin on one another with Nick cradling Sam, gently fucking him. Sam couldn't help himself, he had wondered how this would feel for what seemed like forever. Nick too was in ecstasy, something about his friend becoming his lover turned something around in his head.
"Maybe this homosexuality isn't so bad after all", they said in unison. Then they converted to paganism.
@ßcuzzy have your IRL friends ensured you get 5 figure amounts of bitcoin? because thats literally what i have done for paul town
@Deleted User why read books when you can blog
reinventing the wheel
just keep treading water
someone should bring back NO NIGGERS.JPG trolling
glahn is on the bottom of the river drowning while he read books
>digital mario coins on a flash drive wallet
no thanks pal, I only put my money where it counts
"Umm yess, I'd like 5000 of your finest US Dollars, please."
by making sycophantic blog posts that agree with some stupid faggot like jordan peterson and claim they saved your life
and then once they link to your blog
i am a faceless blob in the depths
glahn you should try that
oh wait nobody reads your stories
💣
i have had 3 ppl say my stories have saved their lives
change it to no niggers.jpg
or better yet dm them the pic
How is he supposed to write a """novel""" without...
it
glahn will write a novel
but nobody will read it
they are all busy reading sonic.paul.town
i will force only u to read it
they are all busy watching critically acclaimed my movie
and then i will burn it
I will burn it
in that order
#dmleaks
