Just buy a Nintendo Gamecube instead nigga just LOL

and uhhhhhhhhhh got damn what else uhhhhhhhhhhh

they had spawn on soul caliber 2, check mate

😴 💤 💤 💤 💤 💤

I knew ppl in school who brought Xbox 720s to their dorms with them

fucking wii u had a better library than xbone LMAO

they had uhh odd world

it was like dayum, ur parent's didn't really love u

microsoft would drop out of the console industry and become a 3rd party develepor for other systems ala sega if they actually made fuckin games

they have uh

fortnite

better stick to computer games (which nobody actually fucking plays FYI)

xbox one* exclusive

*and windows 10

uh, but then it ain't so fuckin exclusive....

niggas be like CANT WAIT FOR THE STEAM SALE

the steamer sale

*plays none of them*

PC gaming is cope

All u computer nerds do is go on twitter and grindr those are the only games u play

>build $2500 gaming PC tower
>use it to play old shitty newgrounds flash games

imagine sitting at a desktop pc in 2019 LOL

I use computer for WORK because I don't have time to play games like a CHILD

this but unironically

i use my pc to watch ANIME i PIRATE

^

i sit on the bench at the subway station playing minecraft on my switch cackling out loud at the wagies passing by, screaming in their faces "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT"

Fuck I should do that

knock their oh so precious covfefe out of their hand onto the tracks

Do you turn the volume up while u play in public? That's a very alpha power move btw

HOW ARE YOU GONNA TYPE UP THOSE SPREADSHEETS WITHOUT YOUR STARFUCKS WAGIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

i like to shout along with mario every time he jumps like WAH WAH YIPPEE HA HOO

One time 5 years ago I was on a busride home with a girl I had a crush on and we were getting on fine and everything. But then this FUCKING WEEB started blasting the themesong to Lucky Star and it was really awkward and embarrassing but looking back with the knowledge I have now that guy was based and that chick was a meth whore

*punching numbers into calculator*
no this can't be what the fuck
*furiously typing into keyboard*
this is impossible, there's no explanation
*screaming into phone*
how can ONE MAN be THIS FUCKING BASED??????

That was worth the wait thank you

hey wagie! *knocks their hamberder on the ground*

Wish I could be as cool as that one dude that watched hentai on a plane trip

vampires are just autistic they'll only eat 1 food they dress like fucking retards and are terrified of the sun

try and change my mind libtards, you can't!

blood isnt food