ok let's settle this once and for all

snowdogs or furburgers

for me it's the snowdog

cleveland steambox

ah man that reminds me of the time my friend just reached down the back of his shorts and pulled a shit nugget out of his ass and just straight took a fuckin bite out of it on a camping trip

based and brownpilled

that friend's name? joe the boomer

is heaven basically creative mode

yeah basically

heaven is to earth what gmod is to half life 2

hell is tje nether obviously and purgatory is an eternal skyblock server

how do I get a minecraft mommygf?

you craft 1 with milk buckets like you would an iron golen

golem FUCK

Ok I got it

hey can i borrow your buckets

I thougt I would have to pretend to act like a retarted noob (not a noob and a pro crafter btw)

ok i poured the milk out of them so i can get a lava bucket brb

sweet now i can put this in my furnace

thanks for that bucket @Jejune

😒

@everyone Why is this gamer so excited?

He just got his tubes tied

W H Y C O N T A I N I T

I want to feel safe, and loved, and cared about. My mommy gf needs to comfort me back to sleep after every one of my night terrors I've had ever since I was federally investigated.

i need a fat bitch

finna go oozaru mode during this blood moon

guys turn on CNN its the 2nd coming of christ!

OH SHIT I'M FLOATING AWAY FROM MY COMPU

**TFW U CAN NOT CRAFT A BIG TT GF**

TFW U CAN NOT CRAFT A BIG TT GF

Hey gamers i need a roblox gf to play all sorts of wicked video games with feel free to email me pictures of your latest chug jug consumptio

Update: Okay guys, so heaven has custom playermodels

How do I look?

Like a Prince

I am jacking it to that tonight