your granddaughter might need one

see now that kinda sounds like a threat

Maybe you need a knee brace

punk

is the black or white grandma more deserving of the kneebrace

idk what were their jobs

dick sucker?

hackeysack player?

knees-only heavy lifter?

they're boomer women they've never worked a day in their lives

yeah

so the answer is neither

they're women they don't deserve anything

their knees are just fucked up from watching tv 22 hours a day

eating sinful chocolate betty crocker delights

and

those things

fuckin

uh

yelling at their grandkids for entering their realm (the storage room)

starts with an R

those old people candies

there's werthers

and these things

and those shitty orange foam peanuts

Nah

It's fuckin

fuck

Starts with an R

Dark wrapper

werthers are good

Romanian Reginalds

Nobody under 70 buys them

they also are pretty cheap

rolo?

damn i like rolos

Nah not rolos

Those are good

I have memories of them from high school

Accidentally sitting on them in class

Then finding them smushed in my pocket at home later