he's never gonna give me up

oh yes he did

If you ever wondered about the full history of the emergency broadcast system

He's the guy

"What's up with that Indian in the old tv test pattern"

"Here's the complete history"

I like him for that aspect

can he tell me just how agile i will become with a kneebrace?

your granddaughter might need one

see now that kinda sounds like a threat

Maybe you need a knee brace

punk

is the black or white grandma more deserving of the kneebrace

idk what were their jobs

dick sucker?

hackeysack player?

knees-only heavy lifter?

they're boomer women they've never worked a day in their lives

yeah

so the answer is neither

they're women they don't deserve anything

their knees are just fucked up from watching tv 22 hours a day

eating sinful chocolate betty crocker delights

and

those things

fuckin

uh

yelling at their grandkids for entering their realm (the storage room)

starts with an R

those old people candies

there's werthers

and these things

and those shitty orange foam peanuts

Nah

It's fuckin

fuck

Starts with an R

Dark wrapper

werthers are good

Romanian Reginalds

Nobody under 70 buys them