see the joke is that he is not actually mario, rather a red m&m

@Jejune US military experimental weapons & research

bustin makes me feel good

active component of MIC

O yeah those dudes

Raytheon builds bombs and missiles

raytheon is an evil government contractor wasting our tax money

The M in M&M stands for Mario Mario

I was thinking of a soil nutrient lo

and Luigi Mario

Mario Mario

that movie is bullshit

Mario Mario Mario

Mario

Mario Mario

luigi waluigi

Vodka+sprite is a glitch in the matrix

Dennis Hopper should play Bowser but be himself from Blue Velvet instead

cummies on princess toadstool

they named him Wario to mean "warui" but then they came up with "waruigi" which is the same pun but better but they just kept both lol

hellloo?

literal mushroom head

they kept the shittier version of the pun and added the better one

Mario but played by paul walker's hologram

bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin

I walked in on a guy playing a princess peach porn game once

He had his dick out

Thats me

Wario World 4 owned

Really? How you been, Doug?

king koopa as played by charlton heston

i jizzed to custers revenge

Haha

@Jejune 3 and 4 are ballers

(that's a really old reference so kudos if you laughed)

I only played 1 and 4

Luigi Mario played by Tim Heidecker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge

@Matthew that's an epic gamer reference to an obscure comedian called the Angry video game nerd

HUGE PIXEL DICK

you haven't heard of him, i know