A real ideas guy

jah.mov.asd

why are we bringing back justinrpg

now you won't have to wait for those pesky load times when you insert jah.mov into your project

https://twitter.com/PTSDGuts/status/1118034843353239553

so

this dude I knew

in fucking high school

he was older

I think a college freshman

maybe a junior or senior in hs

Is playing

And he has not changed even one thing

still playing "I'm getting *so laid* later tonight for these heartfelt lyrics and acoustic strumming"

but way fatter and shaved head

and Hawaiian shirt

that is

a sequence of words

"iiiiiiim a singer songwriter"

"my body quakes and trembles ooooohhhhh"

these metaphors are making me so angry

I'm like angry that he didn't try to change and fail spectacularly

it's somehow more infuriating that he's still living in the past where he got *so laid* in high school for singing neutral milk hotel sounding shit

You ever met someone who peaked in like middle school

what's that like

this guy whispered "thanks" after his song

Imagine the homeless crackhead version of the guy who peaked in high school

A former friend of mine

posts the same video of him exhaling weed smoke

everything he says between songs he 100.00% practiced from a script

and inhaling it back into his mouth

every

single

day

on snapchat

"This is the auditory, aural perfect storm of an audience environment"

I can't believe how candid and insightful this guy is wow

i'm a lyrical spiritual miracle individial

skippin and flippin and dippin

this dude is absolutely "spiritual"

I'm getting really mad