THE ONLY BALLS

Primary drivers are white prematurely balding suicidal teachers in Priuses and black guys pretending they're in a car ad by blasting music downtown to the point where you feel it in your chest while indoors

Rednecks are just white black people now

Every girl here has or will fuck a dog

this is every music project from kstv

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Scenario: Justin's Moltres couldn't wait to poop, she pooped in Justin and her girlfriend's new house! Justin's girlfriend makes Justin eat Moltres's poop as a result. Since his girlfriend is the boss, Justin eats Moltres's poop.

What an odd scenario...

could i perhaps

see a visual diagram of this incident?

justinrpg is a great mind, a thinker

A real ideas guy

jah.mov.asd

why are we bringing back justinrpg

now you won't have to wait for those pesky load times when you insert jah.mov into your project

https://twitter.com/PTSDGuts/status/1118034843353239553

so

this dude I knew

in fucking high school

he was older

I think a college freshman

maybe a junior or senior in hs

Is playing

And he has not changed even one thing

still playing "I'm getting *so laid* later tonight for these heartfelt lyrics and acoustic strumming"

but way fatter and shaved head

and Hawaiian shirt

that is

a sequence of words

"iiiiiiim a singer songwriter"

"my body quakes and trembles ooooohhhhh"

these metaphors are making me so angry

I'm like angry that he didn't try to change and fail spectacularly

it's somehow more infuriating that he's still living in the past where he got *so laid* in high school for singing neutral milk hotel sounding shit

You ever met someone who peaked in like middle school

what's that like