looks good on a shirt

I remember when I was younger and didn't have an internet connection. You couldn't "fap" like we're used today (in all fairness it would've sucked anyway even if I did have it, for plenty of different, mundane reasons that I won't discuss for practicality); it was all fine and dandy but whenever you had the itch to unload the leathered rod's cargo, you knew shit would irremediably go south... You had to do it with whatever you had lying around, such as two clothed literal watermelons (or other spherical fruits) that after being positioned in a certain way and watched in a certain perspective, they might appear as a nice rack... But often it wasn't anything that drastic, simple imagination would do on times of famine; better else, sometimes you were so lucky you could find a porn magazine laying around the streets (those were most likely simple lingerie ads though, at least I never had such miracles)... Then you know, videogames came along being confidently more and more realistic (at least for the standards back in the day), and sometimes you got lots of legit possibilities regarding this serious matter. You start by being hesitant and by being embarassed in yourself for even thinking about it, but it was such a novelty that you had to try it at least once. So yeah, I said why not... I mean, it's not like clothed watermelons are better anyway; and so, at least in my case, it was Duke 3D's babes: that's when it all began. After the first time, everything changed. I have such nostalgia for this game and this thing I've just mentioned is probably the top reason for it; I mean.. Whenever I used to find one of those trapped sluts devoid of destiny I would quickly unzip my pants and rub it like a motherfucking German shepherd, then when I was near the climax I would press the use button and let them say "kill meee" so my imploding tree of life would finally scatter its seeds everywhere like if it was a festival of semen or something; finally, I would kill them for reasons

oh man

3cent super burger coupon in the burger king app

its a 7$ burger

three full size patties with several cheese slices and bacon

3 cents damn

You find all the good deals

i assume everyone with the app got it today

Writing a sketch rn. Gonna be pretty funny I think

Ya write

😏😏😏😏😎😎😎😎😤😤

burger king gives me diarrhea every single time i eat there

never again

cant eat meat yet

Uhhh hey asshole? Don't piss me off. I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough EXP.

playing shadow of the collossus like I am no match for evolution

the VOREtex

ramiresh

Named my clan in FFT DS 'Resh Gang'

a2?

yes

https://tenor.com/view/james-mc-avoy-wanted-fans-self-sweating-gif-5079413

me remembering i sold it to gamestop

that 2nd boss thats the desert crab in the corner

really fuckin cool boss

cid was just ganondorf in that game lmao

this lol

Castlevania on the DS was also really cool

I gonvinced my entire family to like putin

"if you like trump just think of how much you'd love putin"

wow no 1 cares lol

teenagers be like: today I was cringe duhuhu

Hey girl I’m jealous of your heart bc it’s pumping inside of you and I’m not

paladins and time mages and blue mages were really cool in tactics games

I always made the cat girl a ninja cause they were op

i hope it gives me diarhea cuz i need to poop

i'm on the owen benjamin train now