Message from @B|ack|ce

Discord ID: 569612547704094740


2019-04-21 19:26:49 UTC  

I thought you used plural because I am a dyslexic retard

2019-04-21 19:29:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/569605531824685056/me.mp4

2019-04-21 19:44:45 UTC  

HA HA HA HA HA

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2019-04-21 19:44:54 UTC  

FUCKING MORTAL KOMBAT

2019-04-21 19:48:27 UTC  

holy shit

2019-04-21 19:49:04 UTC  

Uhhh what

2019-04-21 19:50:01 UTC  

New Mortal Kombat, Jax Arcade Ending.
He gets the power over all of time and uses it to prevent the african slave trade, which causes africa to become a wakanda type superstate.

2019-04-21 19:50:53 UTC  

th-this is a good bit.. it's just a b-bit right?... hahaha... ha

2019-04-21 19:51:53 UTC  

its so out of place compared to the other endings so far

2019-04-21 19:52:07 UTC  

Uhh

2019-04-21 19:53:10 UTC  

they are all either "I lived hapily ever after with my family" (MK11 is a game about family), or "I used the power to conquer the universe"
then theres Jax who read about Yakub

2019-04-21 19:54:04 UTC  

In MKX he just saves his daughter from erron black but gets shot in the process

2019-04-21 19:54:05 UTC  

wtf happened

2019-04-21 19:54:24 UTC  

he got better

2019-04-21 19:54:34 UTC  

fuck the troops

2019-04-21 19:54:54 UTC  

raiden uses the power to gain autism

2019-04-21 19:55:15 UTC  

First the Predator movie now this, new agenda?

2019-04-21 19:55:23 UTC  

Autism is a Superpower?

2019-04-21 19:55:51 UTC  

it's really not that special, all it does is make you want to debate strangers on the internet over Goku Black

2019-04-21 19:56:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/569612389767708672/unknown.png

2019-04-21 19:56:54 UTC  

his daughter unwrites herself from history so he doesnt get turned evil for 5 mins at the begining of MKX

2019-04-21 19:57:04 UTC  

anyone wanna make the MLK looking at the white slaves meme but with Jax, Johnny Cage, and Liu Kang

2019-04-21 19:57:04 UTC  

which is good because who wants to play jacqui briggs

2019-04-21 19:58:18 UTC  

Wait did the new MK come out?

2019-04-21 19:58:31 UTC  

nah the endings are on YouTube(?)

2019-04-21 19:58:36 UTC  

Oh word

2019-04-21 19:58:37 UTC  

doesn't come out til tomorrow night

2019-04-21 19:58:54 UTC  

I have to preorder to play shao khan

2019-04-21 19:59:02 UTC  

already did, looks fuckin lit

2019-04-21 19:59:05 UTC  

I bet you cant guess his ending

2019-04-21 19:59:13 UTC  

He takes over the world?

2019-04-21 19:59:25 UTC  

Onaga comes back

2019-04-21 19:59:27 UTC  

wow its almost like you know how to write a mortal kombat arcade ending

2019-04-21 19:59:36 UTC  

yes, he takes over the universe

2019-04-21 19:59:38 UTC  

They should hire me

2019-04-21 19:59:58 UTC  

every character deserves a progressive ending, Jax cant be the only one

2019-04-21 20:00:24 UTC  

Johnny Cage makes Schindler's List 2, highest grossing movie of all time

2019-04-21 20:01:16 UTC  

Seriously every good guy's ending is "I reunited with my family"

2019-04-21 20:01:25 UTC  

this game is about family

2019-04-21 20:01:29 UTC  

in honor of Kung Jin, Liu Kang drapes rainbow flags all over the white lotus temple

2019-04-21 20:02:40 UTC  

kano gets it

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