Message from @ßcuzzy

Discord ID: 571791638150774803


2019-04-27 19:04:59 UTC  

Wish I still had my power pad

2019-04-27 19:29:00 UTC  

is that the one you stomped on

2019-04-27 19:29:14 UTC  

think i've got 4 of those in a box

2019-04-27 19:29:36 UTC  

Somewhere in storage I have a power glove with broken cord

2019-04-27 19:30:07 UTC  

masturabate with the power glove on and you'll beat Punch out in record time

2019-04-27 19:30:38 UTC  

1 sex offender is enough for that game

2019-04-27 19:31:02 UTC  

haha

2019-04-27 19:31:20 UTC  

In fact too many lmao they took that boy out

2019-04-27 19:31:41 UTC  

Remember when Tyson became Mr Dream

2019-04-27 19:32:07 UTC  

Tales from childhood

2019-04-27 19:33:50 UTC  

he might be a rapist

2019-04-27 19:33:54 UTC  

but bitches lie all the time

2019-04-27 20:11:40 UTC  

Yeah the pad was for world class track meet

2019-04-27 20:12:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/571790861839368195/1495333327124.jpg

2019-04-27 20:12:49 UTC  

intel btfo

2019-04-27 20:13:52 UTC  

Tyson wasn't replaced for controversy

2019-04-27 20:14:14 UTC  

the license for his name and likeness was only for 3 years

2019-04-27 20:14:26 UTC  

Nintendo decided not to pay to renew it

2019-04-27 20:15:25 UTC  

>nintendo will never make any new mike tyson games

2019-04-27 20:15:32 UTC  

>tyson will never be in smash

2019-04-27 20:15:49 UTC  

imagine

2019-04-27 20:15:54 UTC  

Michael Bison

2019-04-27 20:16:00 UTC  

Mike Tyson: Breff o da Wile

2019-04-27 20:16:08 UTC  

(M. Bison)

2019-04-27 20:16:18 UTC  

YES!

2019-04-27 20:16:19 UTC  

YES!

2019-04-27 20:16:26 UTC  

(doo doo doo dooooo)

2019-04-27 20:17:18 UTC  

this is *delicious*

2019-04-27 20:19:11 UTC  

Guess ya won't be needin those tapes I made for ya. You want me to get rid of em?

2019-04-27 20:52:32 UTC  

Is that someone trying to charge their switch using poop

2019-04-27 20:53:01 UTC  

I think the switch is sucking shit

2019-04-27 20:54:54 UTC  

But why

2019-04-27 20:56:26 UTC  

yeah there's a whole doc on punch out

2019-04-27 21:02:14 UTC  

in a literal sense @Shredded Chicken

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/571803317060108353/1495333327124.jpg

2019-04-27 21:04:28 UTC  

gold punch out cartridge is worth a fortune

2019-04-27 21:07:16 UTC  

nintendo signed the contract with tyson long before he was popular

2019-04-27 21:07:28 UTC  

he was 31-0 by the time the NES version came out here

2019-04-27 21:07:30 UTC  

I think I really am a zoomer because I rarely have fun with any NES game

2019-04-27 21:07:35 UTC  

except kirby

2019-04-27 21:07:38 UTC  

renewing the contract would have cost a ton