His ancestors had a bad fishing season so they let some fish men fuck their daughter in exchange for fish

You've beaten Bowser in the Dark World, Bowser in the Fire Sea, and Bowser in the Sky, but you'll never beat Bowser in the Lucas Room

You'll never beat him in the bedroom

Peach loves that BTC

Big turtle cock

Use cappy to clap them cheeks as a big turtle

Its gay thst Mario got friend zoned at the end of odyssey

Remember when peanut butter gamer had a meltdown over Jon revealing his powerlevel

and just repeatedly disavowed him for like a year

Yeah

He got like Tim heidecker level on twitter about it

huge fag

projared fleshjack

Yeah I remember all thar

t

it was gay

they let projared be on video game years not pbg so 🤭

it gave me a little hope that not all e-celebs were massive homos

even though jon was on sargon's podcast and all that

Jon hangs with zach who's about cumtown level edgy

it's a lesser evil

yeah

Sleepy cabin's decent

Tbh

yeah it was a good pod

Zach referring to being really skinny as "holocausto"

NB through out their star quarterback over a flash in pan controversy and have been languishing since

Spongebob me boy hand me a pod, I'm gettin nicotine withdrawal

truely a battle of oldheads (started on newgrounds) v newheads (started on youtube(screwattack in PJ's case)

MISTER SQUIDWARD

DID YOU HIT ME JUUL?

SPONGEBOB, ME BOY, I HEARD THE JOE ROGAN TALKIN ABOUT THE DMT

I WANT ME DARLIN DAUGHTER TO MEET THE ELVES

sex!

Oh also

ProJared is jewish

I can't remember why I know that

but he is

his name is Jared