Squirrel is good surprisingly

Its basically free meat, just set up a snare pole with peanut butter on the end and stupid retard squirrels accidentally lynch themselves on it

never had bison

Hear it slaps with spices

You can get it pretty cheap at the store

Nice flavor

Just dry, real lean

Its like beef but leaner

Yeah it's like using 95/5 chop lol

It makes a good burger if you cook it on a charcoal grill instead of gas

That cheating

Charcoal kettle grill op

I long for charcoal grilled burgies in the Pine Barrens

I wanna eat my own caught fish one day

Havent been fishing since like 1994

Just go nigger fishing once a week and do a fish fry

whehs ya fishin loicense

How much is one

idk you can get em at walmart

idr

nobody checks for your license tho

Yeah but you don't wanna be the one guy who gets checked

and not have it

I used to troubleshoot the hunfing and fishing license kiosks for Walmart

Before I became a neet

Pain in the ass because theyre on their own switch and a field technician nigger copper jockeys are retards and just check the one network closet by the front desk and if its not there they call without tracing cable or looking for NEMA boxes

"hye do you have a map of all the switches in the store"
"no"
"oh OK well how do I find the switch"
"check the ceiling for a box above the kiosk"
"oh OK thats it"

Cool glad you waited on hold for 45 minutes at 49 bucks an hour for that

@everyone damn, you mean you can hack apart a cheapo 20 dollar drone and rig up something like this mylar balloon blimpdrone? Sure would be a shame if people across the country made these and flew them into power transformers

it would be a total waste of 20 dollars

https://www.instructables.com/id/Blimpduino-Open-Source-Blimp/ damn you mean this instructable shows you exactly how to do it with clear steps?

I sure would love to fly one of these in my backyard, far far away from power transformers that could be shorted out by something like a mylar balloon

I'm too lazy to do that

just walk up to the transformer with a mylar balloon then

youll be fine

itll only electrocute the balloon

just use a long pole idiot

make sure the pole is metal

that way it holds the balloon gooder

can balloons really do that